A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart store.
She asks with the sweetest little lisp between two missing teeth, “Excuthe me, mithter. Where do you keep the widdle wabbits?”
As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he’s on her level and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?”
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice:
“I don’t think my python weally gives a thit.”
21 thoughts on “Widdle Wabbits”
ahaha! we have a red tail boa, so i find this very funny!! our girl is 4 feet and will grow to between 10-12
OK, OK… You win. A dessert for you! Just keep your boa away from me. LOL
what you don’t want her around your neck? she’d like that. 😉
Things are not always as they seem, are they? 😀
So true… Why is that? 🙂
I do not like snakes. But I like your story, with a smile.
I don’t like snakes, either. My oldest girl was bitten by a baby rattler on Good Friday back in ’91. 🙂
How horrible! Scary!!!! I assume all was well since she just got married. 🙂
Great story Koji… had me right to the end. (grin)
Aw, c’mon, Curt. A world traveler such as you? 🙂
Always loved a twist at the end of the story, Koji.
Hey, bloggers! I thought you all realized this is a joke making the rounds on email!
I just thought this was hilarious! 😀
Ha ha ha! Love it 😀
I’m sure you’ve transported some snakes in your business! I really don’t care for snakes.
Surprisingly few as you can’t carry anything else at the same time 😉 I have a particular phobia about them too. Didn’t get through more than 20 minutes of Snakes on a Plane.
Oh my gosh! You got me with this one! 🙂 I saw that sweet little girl and I just don’t think she said that, Koji! LOL!
I’m a baaad boy…
Hey, nice gravatar pic!
this is a good one, although I shudder at the thought of the poor widdle wabbit being dinner. 🙂 dad would have loved this one!
Well, I just don’t think I can handle eating a widdle wabbit either…