An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion.
The Italian said: “Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra virgin olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream nonstop for five minutes.”
The Frenchman said: “Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil from Provence and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight.”
The Aussie said: “That’s nothing! Last night I massaged me wife, y’know, all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter and then made love. I made her scream for two long hours.”
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, “Two full hours? Wow! That’s phenomenal. How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?”
The Aussie replied, “I wiped my hands on the curtains.”
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You are a bad man 😀
I am? 😦
Not at all 😀
That is funny. I like it!
Great!
Regards, Koji D. Kanemoto Sent from S III
Are you old enough to remember “Every things better with Blue Bonnet on it?”
Oh, c’mon Kurt! What about the Imperial margarine commercials?! Lol I still remember the Blue Bonnet tune! 🙂
Regards, Koji D. Kanemoto Sent from S III
So there’s your answer… Skip the butter and olive oil. 🙂
Bwahaha! We have a comedian amongst us!! 🙂
Ha!!!!!! That was probably pretty accurate! 😉
What was? 😉
THAT part that made me laugh! 😉
I must say that I laughed out loud…this is a good one. And truth!
Well…. I am hoping Anka is mothering her baby to be and won’t have time to read this! LOL
I hope no one can see me sitting here alone, laughing my A__ off.
Your dad can… 🙂
Uh – Oh!