Making a pie crust from scratch is really pretty easy. Tried it for the first time.
But rolling out the pie dough… Now that’s a bitch. (Pardon my French.)
But I did it… Sorta.
Yes, the Cook’s Illustrated recipe called for vodka. No sense paraphrasing it so this is what they said:
“The problem is that dry pie dough is impossible to roll out. We needed a soft, pliable dough for rolling—that is, one with plenty of liquid—but a dry dough when it came to baking. The solution turned out to be, surprisingly, vodka. By using a quarter cup of ice water mixed with the same amount of chilled vodka, we could add a high amount of liquid and create a dough that was moist enough to roll out easily, but still tender after baking. While gluten forms readily in water, it doesn’t form in alcohol, and vodka is 40 percent alcohol. The alcohol vaporizes in the oven, so that no trace of vodka is detectable in the finished crust.”
Well, it really worked except when this old former mechanic decided to deviate from said recipe by leaving it in the oven to bake for three extra minutes.
And letting the dough get too warm while rolling it… if you call it rolling. LOL Instead of being circular, it ended up looking more like Patrick Star of Spongebob.
Let’s get down to the evidence:
Well, the dough certainly was easy to put together.
This (aging) former mechanic did it…but didn’t follow the instructions at the end. In short:
- Dust the top of the dough before rolling. LOL
- Learn to roll out the dough evenly. Double LOL
- Roll it in the early morning before the granite counter top feels like the Sahara. Duh
The secret is the vodka and keeping the ingredients chilled.
Oh. Don’t burn the crust nor watch Spongebob before rolling.
17 thoughts on “(Almost) Pie Crust From Scratch”
Fine post. King Arthur flour – now there’s a thing! Never heard of that before.
LOL, sir. Definitely a brand from the Colonies.
I am adding this to our list Koji!
List of…………………..? LOL
FOOD YOU WILL COOK/BAKE/MAKE for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂
And we learned this from…?
Me. I’d just start out with the vodka and let the rest go.
I wouldn’t expect anything less from a representative of the best fighting unit in the world – and the most underfunded.
Oh this is priceless. Love it.
I like marine4evrr’s idea–ha ha ha.
Expect only the best from our Marines, kocart.
I triple the vodka suggestion, Koji. The good news here is that the crust only required one quarter of a cup. That left pretty much the whole bottle for medicinal purposes. –Curt
Well, the two of you gents are in luck. My single crust recipe required only two tablespoons.
Even better. 🙂
With enough vodka, Koji – I can roll out anything! Good post, did not know that secret to it.
LMAO! I’d need the whole bottle myself to jump out of a defenseless C-47 with full combat gear like your pop…!
That’s a great tip – to add vodka.
LOL. It seems everyone liked the vodka. 🙂